Description: Oh, sure, life is terrific with all your fancy RTS's and FPS's and MMORPG's and ROUS's and other acronym-able gaming genres. Developers spend years honing polygons, designing levels, and basically making the experience as complicated and creative as possible. And that's just great. But for now, let us forsake those years of planning and millions of dollars in budgeting and explore an exercise in minimalism. e7, a new sci-fi adventure game from Jgames, gives you a simple mission: save the Earth... on a planet that seems to be composed of a material that can only be described as "waterbed."
You are luke, a small probe dropped from a larger spaceship onto the surface of a strangely gelatinous hostile planet. Somewhere to the east is e7, a bomb pointed directly at the Earth (the physics of planetary motion notwithstanding. just... go with it). Of course, the global economy has left the "Strategic Offensive Weaponry in Dire Earth-Threatening Circumstances" budget of NASA completely underfunded, so you'll have to deal with the hostile robots—here co-starring with deadly lasers—in some other fashion. Fortunately for you and the rest of humanity, your probe is its own weapon, as pressing the [down] arrow will allow you to sink a bit into the surface of the squishy planet and propel yourself Juggernaut-style at your enemies. Your commander will provide hints and encouragement as you go along, but otherwise you're on your own. Proceed in this fashion through 20 levels of surprisingly varied gameplay and disarm that bomb—for Earth!
Instructions: Left and Right arrow to move (or "A" and "D" keys)
Hold and Release Down arrow to jump (or "S" key)